if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
bisexuals are greedy. they often hoard gold, although some branch out into jewels and magical items. despite popular belief, most bisexuals do not hoard significant others, as they tend to complain about being kept in a pile and slept on. their diet consists mostly of deer and some herd animals, although this varies by location. occasionally they will eat a biphobe who has wandered into their lair. also, they breathe fire. bisexuals are dragons.
don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers
If only I could just plop down and sleep for 24 hours. >3<
Just watched Winter Soldier
That movie was pretty intense for two 95-year-olds trying to kill each other.
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Now in Theaters and IMAX.
I haven’t seen the movie yet but if this isn’t how this scene goes I’m going to be pissed.
seven days without a pun makes one weak
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
how to seduce a boy:
Step 1: look deep into his eyes
Step 2: smile a little
Step 3: bite your lip
Step 4: lean in so your lips are right next to his ear
Step 5: “heil hydra”
STEVE CARRIES THOSE PICTURES EVERYWHERE. ;___; 100 YEAR OLD BFF 5EVA
I didn’t even think about it at the time but yeah, Natasha being the one to reveal SHIELDS, and her own, secrets probably took more courage and self sacrifice for her than carjacking an alien in the middle of a galactic sized batte.