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Hey! My name is Rachel. I reblog things I find funny and everything is queued because reasons.


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peter: my name's peter quill, but you might know me by another name
korath: what?
peter: *whips on sunglasses* bert macklin, fbi
  #gotg    #parks and recreation    #peter quill    #this    #yes    #dummy    #you will get this joke later it is amazing    #Queue and Bond  

sansabird:

natalie dormer as captain marvel

  #Queue and Bond  
dftbarecords:

This new poster featuring four covers for Peter Van Houten’s “An Imperial Affliction” is just the thing you need for your wall/ceiling/door/any flat surface.

dftbarecords:

This new poster featuring four covers for Peter Van Houten’s “An Imperial Affliction” is just the thing you need for your wall/ceiling/door/any flat surface.

Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

  #dragons    #this is us    #cant even deny it    #we have literally done this    #Queue and Bond  

the-timely-traveler:

In this time of New Who I would like to take a moment and remind people that the first episode of a season (and of a new doctor) does not necessarily set the tone for the whole season. If people judged Doctor Who by the first episode, well many of us wouldn’t have gotten past those damn mannequins.

  #Queue and Bond  

artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

  #Queue and Bond  
  #Queue and Bond  
If only i had checked myself
guy who wrecked himself  (via mosby)

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
  #Queue and Bond  

We are star crossed lovers, torn apart by conflicting work schedules.

  #I made da thing    #poetry?    #Queue and Bond  

unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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mydrunkkitchen:

Did I leave anything out?

  #video    #this is me    #my gaydar sucks    #Queue and Bond    #the robin  
Calendars kinda do it for me…
Butterfingers - “you know, all that color coordination” (via duncecapdummy)
  #Queue and Bond