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Not So Serious
Hey! My name is Rachel. I reblog things I find funny and everything is queued because reasons.


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evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

bi-privilege:

bisexuals are greedy. they often hoard gold, although some branch out into jewels and magical items. despite popular belief, most bisexuals do not hoard significant others, as they tend to complain about being kept in a pile and slept on. their diet consists mostly of deer and some herd animals, although this varies by location. occasionally they will eat a biphobe who has wandered into their lair. also, they breathe fire. bisexuals are dragons.

  #Queue and Bond  

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

  #hawkeye    #yes    #date me    #Queue and Bond  
chibird:

If only I could just plop down and sleep for 24 hours. >3<

chibird:

If only I could just plop down and sleep for 24 hours. >3<

  #Queue and Bond  

Just watched Winter Soldier

excellentandelementary:

That movie was pretty intense for two 95-year-olds trying to kill each other.

  #winter soldier    #queue and bond  
  #queue and bond  

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

  #queue and bond  

marguerite26:

gunpowderandspark:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Now in Theaters and IMAX.

I haven’t seen the movie yet but if this isn’t how this scene goes I’m going to be pissed.

  #captain america    #steve    #Queue and Bond  

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

  #Queue and Bond  

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

  #winter soldier    #bucky    #captain america    #Queue and Bond  
my-wayward-captain:

nick fury tho I’m crying

my-wayward-captain:

nick fury tho I’m crying

  #Queue and Bond  

thewinterfrostgiant:

how to seduce a boy:

Step 1: look deep into his eyes

Step 2: smile a little

Step 3: bite your lip

Step 4: lean in so your lips are right next to his ear

Step 5: “heil hydra”

  #Queue and Bond  
ckeichan:

STEVE CARRIES THOSE PICTURES EVERYWHERE. ;___; 100 YEAR OLD BFF 5EVA

ckeichan:

STEVE CARRIES THOSE PICTURES EVERYWHERE. ;___; 100 YEAR OLD BFF 5EVA

  #captain america    #winter soldier    #bucky    #comic    #Queue and Bond  
In the end, Captain America does not make the heroic sacrifice, thus further proving that Black Widow can handle the emotional weight of being a lead character. As if anyone could really forget the most quoted line in “The Avengers” — “I’ve got red in my ledger; I’d like to wipe it out” — it helps to have that line fresh in your mind when deconstructing what Widow does in the final act of what’s billed as a Captain America movie. Black Widow doesn’t wipe out the red in her ledger. No, she blasts her ledger out to the world, like it was the grisliest email forward of all time. We know from her heart to heart with Hawkeye that the shame she feels about what she’s done is real, and she hesitates when she realizes that taking down the bad guys means revealing her secrets. But she does it anyway, because she’s not just a spy anymore; she’s a super hero, and she makes a super hero’s sacrifice.

"CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER" PROVES BLACK WIDOW’S READY TO GO SOLO

I didn’t even think about it at the time but yeah, Natasha being the one to reveal SHIELDS, and her own, secrets probably took more courage and self sacrifice for her than carjacking an alien in the middle of a galactic sized batte.

(via ahandsomestark)

  #black widow    #captain america    #black widow movie please    #Queue and Bond  
akapost:

with you
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A-KA

akapost:

with you

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A-KA

  #Queue and Bond